cliffnotesofanerd:

anifanatical:

deliverusfromsburb:

I understand that a lot of people enjoy writing shipfics where they transplant characters into a college setting. Since some writers may not be in college, or may have graduated a long time ago, I thought I’d offer a helpful list of realistic college meet not-so-cute scenarios. Forget baristas. This is where it’s at. 

– I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat

– vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room

– my roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor

– it’s pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together. do you think they’d deliver pizza here

– hey I have to photograph someone for class will you be my model

– hey I have to take someone’s blood pressure for class will you be my victim

– variations of the above

– I know I keep coming to the cookie shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me I need these for my sanity

– all our friends are drunk

– it’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost

– we’re the only two people in this club. what is this club even for

– humans vs zombies (see you can still have your zombie AU, best of both worlds)

– we’re the only people who ever talk in discussions it’s awful

– GROUP PROJECT

#both of us turned up at the wrong room for this lecture but don’t know where its meant to be  #waiting outside for pizza to be delivered and both of ours are super late  #you keep parking in the space outside my student house you absolute asshole  #we live in halls opposite each other and I keep seeing you changing through your window  #you’re the only other person in the room when I break the printer and I’m panicking (little-smartass)

– Neither of us bought the expensive textbook but there is only one copy in the library and it can’t leave the building

– This awesome professor only has one TA slot and we’re rivals

– I found your USB drive still in the computer

– I thought I was the only one who liked the waffle station in the cafeteria

– You keep reserving the good study room in the corner of the library with the windows

– We’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances

– We’re both donating blood in the blood donation van in the quad to get out of the same class

– You decked me in the head while you were playing frisbee golf

– Wait, I actually have a competent lab partner?

– You’re the RA and you’re trying to bust me for having hermit crabs

– You’re baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3am and I’m angry but also really hungry

– What are you doing at this table at the career fair

– Waiting for office hours

– I’ve been sitting in this seat all semester why did you decide to sit in it today

– Clearly we’re both really uncomfortable at this party

– You peed on my car. You were drunk. I was in the car. There will be hell to pay.

– We started racing up the three flights of stairs to class for some reason and we can’t stop

– You’re REALLY GOOD at using the right search terms for the academic databases and I’m on a deadline